Editor’s Note: This is the fourth and final installment of our race articles for Race Month 2024. Later we’ll take up the story at Michael Powers’ home on Miramar Beach, where the race continued under various names and over various routes for almost 30 years. Since the racers in 1991 were too busy racing to take any pics, we’d like to give a special shout out to the Neptune’s Rangers, who graciously shared some of their photos of the Devil’s Slide route. Thanks so much to Bill Vonnegut, Peter Donohue, and Cass Kalinski for the photos. The Neptune’s Rangers rock!!!
The Devil Made Us
by Eric Soares
After we were unceremoniously kicked out of the Golden Gate National Recreation Area for good, the next year we moved the race down to Linda Mar beach in Pacifica, 20 miles south of San Francisco. The Pacifica city manager freaked when she saw the race poster tacked on a bulletin board at the local Safeway store. The poster headline read DEVIL’S DARE KAYAK RACE. Below that it said FREE. No wonder she panicked. She called me up and said “No organized events can occur on the beach in Pacifica until a bond has been paid, forms are filled out in triplicate, blah, blah, trah trah.”
I replied, “Not to worry, ma’am. This event is entirely disorganized, no one is responsible, we’ll be low key, and all we’re doing is launching and not returning. And I assure you, there’ll be no alcohol or fires!”
She laughed and let me off the hook, as long as I promised to never sponsor a non-event in Pacifica ever again. Being a gentleman, I swore. A lot.
The 10-mile, one-way race started at Linda Mar beach and ended at Tsunami Ranger Headquarters at Michael Power’s Viking lodge at Miramar Beach in Half Moon Bay. Steve Sinclair drove down for the race, but said his shoulder was shot, and he’d be lucky to even finish. Since the waves were only two feet high, it couldn’t get any easier. The wind was blowing from the southwest at two knots, which neither hindered nor helped racers.
After the whistle blew, it was a long haul down to Miramar. Most racers went way around ominous Pedro Point, but Steve took a shortcut through a five-foot gap in the middle of the point, and I followed him. My plan was to draft on Steve and perhaps pass him at the end when his shoulder might cause him grief.
After paddling by ugly Devil’s Slide, from which the race name was derived, I gave up on staying with Steve and just cruised the remaining seven miles to the finish. Steve managed to garner third place, whereas I settled in the middle of the pack. The winner was a downriver racer named John Weed. The Weed Man was the new King of the Coast.
It’s been fun to indulge in this nostalgic look at the earliest Tsunami races. To give you a preview of what’s next, this is a photo of Michael Powers, aka the Rhino-Horned Bowman, in front of his home at Miramar Beach.
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Jim Kakuk says
Good to have the on water photos. Thanks Neptune Rangers!
John Weed says
First place credit belongs to someone other than myself. I did my usual wait on the beach for the clutter to disperse at the start. When I did scutch out I was met with a handful of riderless craft surfing back to shore. A surf ski dropped on my deck and I was nearly back on the beach by the time I slid it off. As I freed myself a second riderless ski clobbered me. Now I had lost a couple of minutes to the leaders. I cleared the main shore break and turned hard to start the chase. Unfortunately I pushed too hard on the rudder and snapped a cable. I briefly considered continuing without use of the rudder but the field was far ahead of me and I didn’t know the course so I tucked tail and headed back to the beach. On shore I discovered about a three inch cut in my boat that was a couple inches below the waterline.
One of the riderless boats must have had a metal rudder that sliced through my fragile kayak. I felt much better about my decision to bail realizing that a rudderless sinking kayak could be enough to make things extra tough to deal with. I don’t know who the winner was, but it wasn’t me. I was a survivor though.
Jim Kakuk says
Good story John!
Nancy Soares says
Yes, good story, John. Fun to hear about it. Definitely captures the madness and mayhem that characterized most of the races. Thanks for sharing!